And then the snow started.
And the satellite dish began to fill up.
And the signals weakened.
And the voice broke up, and the picture stuttered.
And finally, a blank screen, no signal being able to penetrate the snow cover on the dish.
I am saved. I tried, I truly tried, to put my disgust aside and listen to what this imbecile had to say.
And the heavens and their snow, they saved me.